You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)